Turkey Protest

Have you seen these Avatars?

For the heinous crime of GBH with a turkey board

Suspect one 8 foot tall, coloured like david dickenson, skinny to medium build, green hair

Suspect two short, large built and bald with a greenish tinge. Noticeable feature a large tongue

Fotofit below.....please do not approach they are considered armed and dangerous

If you have seen them, please inform the writer as soon as possible so they can be apprehended and dealt with as speedily as possible...